Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
Teacher: "Who can tell a story?" Little Johnny: "Our maid's ass." Teacher: "Why?" Little Johnny: "Last night daddy touched her ass and was whispering: 'A wonderful story.'"
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!