Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Who is there?
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Pen who?
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Teacher: "Who can tell a story?"
Little Johnny: "Our maid's ass."
Teacher: "Why?"
Little Johnny: "Last night daddy touched her ass and was whispering: 'A wonderful story.'"
Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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