Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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One man says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, honey."
The second man says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, sugar."
Then the third man says to his wife, "Pass me the bacon, pig."
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant.
DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended.
You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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