Joke #13995

Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.

Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.

Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...

Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!

One day little Johnny was playing on his push car that u sit on and push with your feet. His looked like a bus, and as such he was the bus driver. Little Johnny would drive a little, stop, and say "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to get off, get off." His mother was in the kitchen and thought surely I didn't hear him correctly. But then once again, little Johnny stopped and said "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want t o get off, get off." So him mom came running out and told her young son he was to go to his room 'till he learned to play right. About 20 minutes later Johnny came out to play. Be reassured his mom he learned his lesson. So, back on his bus, he began driving around again. He stopped and said "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. And all you nice people that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to know why I'm late, ask the bitch in the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.

Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover? A: His ass!

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".

Kid to her mother: "If you hurt me I'll make you pregnant by a needle." Mother: "How? My sweet it isn't possible." Kid: "I'll insert the needle to daddy's condom!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.