Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant.
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You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
One day, a guy decides to go ice fishing.
He gets out onto the ice and starts making a hole with his ice augur.
Suddenly he hears a booming voice say "there's no fish there!"
He looks around startled but doesn't see anyone.
He packs up and moves to another spot and starts working on a new hole.
Again he hears the booming voice "there's no fish there!"
He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again.
"There's no fish there!" it booms.
He looks up nervously.
"G-G-God? I-I-Is that... you?" he asks.
"No, it's the arena manager. Get the fuck out of here!"