Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Who is there?
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Pen who?
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover?
A: His ass!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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