Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
Speed bumps.
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says.
"What? There's no such thing," she replied.
"No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'"
A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom.
A few minutes later she comes out.
"Wow, that was great!" She says.
She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store.
On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo.
Well she's really enjoying herself.
The car is swerving and she rolls through a red.
She ends up getting pulled over by a cop.
After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story.
She explains about the magic dildo and the shop.
The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass.
How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride.
A truck driver picks them up.
After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?"
The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares."
So the gay guy goes "POOF".
Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''.
Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?"
The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow.
The fart was huge and smelly and loud.
The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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