Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer.
Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He
decided that he'd go see whats wrong with her.
When he looked in his
mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing
herself and saying"I need a man, I need a man"
So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again,
but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it
out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in
bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his
clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying "I
need a bike, I need a bike"!!!!!
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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