Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession.
The priest listens and then asks, "Is there anything else?"
The old guy says, "During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sexual favors."
The priest replies, "Don't worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure."
The old guy says, "Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?"
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore.
"Do you have any idea why?"
"Well, I had sex with an elephant!"
"You did?
But elephants are known to have small penises!"
"Yeah, but he fingered me first."
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats
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