Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids.
A lady went and sat down next to him.
She asked, "Are these all your kids?"
The man replied, "No, I just work at a condom factory, these are all the complaints".
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills.
I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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