Joke #11397

Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.

A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.

Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it on? I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’ The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’

Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.

Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".