Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q: What's the difference between the first honeymoon and the second?
A: First honeymoon, Niagara. Second honeymoon, Viagra.
The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020.
This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
Vote:
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,
"Some things you just can't explain.
This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right foot to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking the cow again he knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain."
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%