They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!