Joke #14177

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.