Joke #14177

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.