I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
