I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.