Joke #14177

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.