Joke #14177

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!