How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartments.
I am in apartment 301.
There is a big panel at the front door.
With your elbow, push button 301.
I buzz you in.
Come inside and elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor.
When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.
OK?"
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What... You're coming empty handed?"
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."