How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car?
A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection.
Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread.
So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread.
The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it."
Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition.
The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ.
Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
That long?
No, that dead.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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