How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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I bought a Jewish sports car.
Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too.
I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers:
"We're having a social here at school and I was wondering if you could send some of your nice young men to attend."
"Why of course," the Lieutenant answers.
"Just one thing," says the lady. "Of course you'll make sure there aren't any Jews there."
"Why of course," the Lieutenant answers.
On the day of the dance, a bus pulls up from the base.
Out comes a platoon of black GIs.
The schoolmistress is quite distressed.
"Why, why, there must be some mistake," she says to a burly black Master Sergeant.
"Why heck no, ma'am," he replies. "Lt. Goldberg NEVER makes a mistake!"
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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