How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.