How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
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A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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