How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition.
The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ.
Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
That long?
No, that dead.