A: What does "IDK" mean?
B: I don't know.
A: Ugh! Nobody does!
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
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Ok, so there this girl sleeping in religion class
The teaches asks the class "who is our lord and savior?"
The boy behind the girl pokes her with a pen and she screams jesus christ!
The teacher says "good, now who created the earth in seven days?"
The boy pokes the girl again, she lest "oh my god!"
The teacher says "good, now what did Eve say to Adam after their 11 child?
The boy pokes the girl one more time and the girl yells "if you poke me with that ting one more time im going to break it off!"
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches and one watches cells.