A: What does "IDK" mean?
B: I don't know.
A: Ugh! Nobody does!
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"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying."
The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me."
Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
A patient to his friend: "I am taking rest cure."
Friend: "What do you do?"
Patient: "I sit every day for three hours in the waiting room of a very busy doctor."
One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.
One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual.
It was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house.
He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What terrible weather today honey," he said to her.
"Yes. And my idiot husband went fishing!" she replied.
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Vote:
A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.