What does a white chick and a tampon have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts !
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Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called?
A: A Cock in the mouth!
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Two liars were talking together:
First: "My father built 1550 miles of 101 freeway in west of US lonely in one night."
Second: "That is nothing but I've been born from my mother's ass."
First: "It's impossible. I do'nt believe you."
Second: "Shut up. I've believed your 1550 miles distance but why you don't believe my only 4 inches length?"
Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes.
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Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome.
Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.
A mother was arguing with her teenager and finally she reaches breaking point and blurts out, " I should swallowed you when i had the chance!"
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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