Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.