Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.