Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.