Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.