Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child. The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken. What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"