Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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