Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade. 
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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pointed her finger and corrected him, “No.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
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