Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade. 
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I’m in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child."
"Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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