Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed.
He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised.”
She bolted upright,
pointed her finger and corrected him, “No.
I am surprised.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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