What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said: "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear." "If you know that, why are you changing shoes?" "Well, the way I figure it," the first lawyer replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.