What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
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Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
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What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
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A full bus of old men.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Teacher: Give me an example of animal.
Jimmy: Frog
Teacher: Give me another.
Jimmy: Another Frog.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?
Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well.
First neighbor: Really, well then, how?
Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.