Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
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A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news."
"Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient.
The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible," said the patient.
"How can the news possibly be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
How do you know if your man is dead?
The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Ones the bus was full of people.
A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.