Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
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He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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A: The Grape-full Dead!
How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it.
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A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill.
"Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin.