Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.