Joke #1566

Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.

Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"

What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died." David: "Doctor, he didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry."

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..

I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.

I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, "Thank you. Please come again."

Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!