Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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