Joke #1569

Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"
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has 79.37 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, dog, mother in law, work
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.09 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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has 29.62 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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has 83.84 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, redneck
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor