Why does the witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
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During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh.
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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