Why does the witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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What is grosser than gross?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.
What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.
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Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride.
A truck driver picks them up.
After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?"
The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares."
So the gay guy goes "POOF".
Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''.
Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?"
The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow.
The fart was huge and smelly and loud.
The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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