Why does the witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
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Q: Whats the height of desperation?
A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger.
The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.
"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"
The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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