Why does the witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
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Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years.
An angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
The statues came to life and smiled at each other.
They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.
After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Giggling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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A married couple go to a restaurant.
A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit.
"I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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