What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart.
So everybody takes a big whiff.
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”
The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”
The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.”
The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?
A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits?
The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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