What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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Said no one could lay her down.
Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of swinging meat.
He took her in the long tall grass,
Shoved his dick right up her ass.
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Blew his ball two feet apart.
Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete,
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Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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The other man says, "Who?"
The first man says, "Your butt cheeks."
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1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island.
After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself.
After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her.
After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
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