Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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