Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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