Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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