Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "How many can you afford?"
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