Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.