Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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