Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.