Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.