Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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