How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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