I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.