I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They always use candles.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind?
A: None - just assume it's changed.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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