I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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