I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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