I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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