I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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