Joke #9055

I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Vote: has 50.89 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Vote: has 65.80 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
Vote: has 85.61 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 71.52 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
Vote: has 75.00 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
Vote: has 79.06 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb