I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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