I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!