I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
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