I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.