Joke #2505

A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
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