Joke #2505

A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.

Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.

Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.

Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.

what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.

What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.

Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”