A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.