A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."