Joke #2505

A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"

Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven

Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!