Joke #1671

This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.

Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.

Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.

Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.

Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.

Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.

Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.

Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."