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Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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He rushes to the emergency room.
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The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood.
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A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money."
The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?"
The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him.
He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her.
Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, "omg she's sick."
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Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg?
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