This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.