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Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
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"Hell no," Jeff said.
They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse.
"Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?"
"I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants," Jeff said.
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Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, "I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!"
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