Joke #1671

This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. "I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said. "I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample". After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?" "He needs a pair of your underwear".
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An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One's a cunning runt.
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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