Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.