Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten
inch penis?
A: "Partially disabled."
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Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
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Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse?
A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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A baby with forks in its eyes.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?
A: He wiped.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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I don't like the term "anal bleaching".
I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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