Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.
A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.