Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten
inch penis?
A: "Partially disabled."
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Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than that?
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What's grosser than that?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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