Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. "It was green?" "No, it was sour!"