Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten
inch penis?
A: "Partially disabled."
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I don't like the term "anal bleaching".
I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamt that Venus
was strokin' his penis
And woke with a handfull of goo
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out.
One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush.
"What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor.
"Why, it's a toilet brush."
"Ooh, I see," says Josi.
A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working.
"Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
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Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator.
On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."
The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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