What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide.
The magician said, "You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, "Beer!" He landed in a glass of beer.
The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade.
The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind.
It's all coming back to me now.
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A guy is going down on a prostitute.
During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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