Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
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A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart.
It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
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