Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. “What happened?” asked the President. “Well,” the driver replied “the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.” “My God, what did you tell them?” asked the President. The driver replied: “I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”