Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together? A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.