Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Vote:
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
Vote:
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
Vote:
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a salad?
A: The salad is dressed.
A farmer and a son live on a farm.
The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid.
He is so excited because he's just milked a cow.
Then he takes a big drink from the glass.
His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
Vote:
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
Vote:
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers.
The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings."
The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose."
The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt."
The first and second boys where amazed.
The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?"
"No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
Vote:
3 bums were outside a bar.
The first one went in and asked for a fork.
The second one went in and also asked for a fork.
Then the third one went in and wanted a straw.
At this point, the bartender became curious.
"How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?"
"Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."
Vote:
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
Vote: