Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!