Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.