Joke #1826

Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

You mama so old she made yoda look young.

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.

Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.