Joke #1826

Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!