Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.