Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.