What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?
A total waste of space!
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Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid?
Only one from 30.000 gets a man.
A young lawyer says to ones of his colleagues:
-A lawyer is the freest creature in the world.
He’s not dependent of nothing except of his clients, his colleagues, judge and of the High Court...!
Not all the warrants, can be called milky cows, says a lawyer to a colleague of his, some of them are like the mice in the church.
Got for as lawyers that we know how to milk the mice...
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant.
What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
How is an earnest lawyer called?
An oxymoron.
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A: It's called Sosumi.
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.