What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me. Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
There's a guy Who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.