What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
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Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.