What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.
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A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
