Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.