What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
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"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
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A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess.
He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile.
‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.