Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.