Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break?
If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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E-I-E-I-O
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over?
Looking for low prices!
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp.
They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie.
He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.
The redhead went first. "I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!"
"Okay," replied the genie.
And off she went.
Then the brunette went.
"I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!"
And off she went.
The blonde started crying and said, "I wish my friends were back here!"
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
"Parking for drive-through customers only!"
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.