Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me." He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?" She quickly replied, "M"!
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you doing." they ask her. So she replies "Hanging myself." The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck." The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.