Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.”
The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.”
The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.
After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.
The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
I wonder if it's mine.
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’
‘No, I just lie there.’
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth.
A blonde goes into a kitchen store and says to an assistant "Can i buy that TV please?"
The assistant says "Sorry we don't serve blondes."
So the blonde goes out and gets her hair dyed and then comes back and says, "Excuse me can i buy that TV please?" and the assistant says "No, because we still know who you are."
So the blonde goes out and gets plastic surgery.
She then comes back and says
"Excuse me, can I buy that TV please?" and the assistant says, "No, because it's a microwave!"
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