Joke #1965

What do women and condoms have in common? If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.

Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why! Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.

A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"

What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.

Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.

Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."