Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.