What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper.
A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow.
The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found.
He drives the farmer’s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud hole.
The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!”
So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my dick and pull yourself up.”
And the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes!
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Q: What is red and black?
A: A sunburnt zebra.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".