What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
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Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland.
The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black."
"No, no, no!" says the physicist.
"Only some Scottish sheep are black."
The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
I threw a ball for my dog...
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.