What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.
Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that.
You go right up there and tell him off.
Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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