What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.