Joke #9949

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
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I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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