What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
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That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom's annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love making.
Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn't quit it.
The next morning, packing to return home, the couple couldn't close a large suitcase.
The groom said, "Darling, you get on top and I'll try." That didn't work.
Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try."
Still no success.
So, he said, "Look. Let's both get on top."
At that point the parrot pulled away the towel with his beak and said: "Zoo or no zoo.
I just gotta see this."
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.