What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
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A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.
They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen.
There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.
Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day.
“Are you hurt?” she asks.
She replies, “Of course I’m hurt! He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!”
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.