Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
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She was pasteurized.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
"Dead."
I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees
The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.
"You've given me one too many" I said.
"That one is a freebie"
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
