Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession.
At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people.
Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this?
The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.”
Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?”
He answers, “This is the dog that killed her!”
So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog for an hour?”
He responds, “Get on line!”
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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