Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused. Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive..."
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.