Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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