Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.