Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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He wanted to raised stewed beef.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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