What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.