What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.
The e-mail reads:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.
Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach.
But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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