What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
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There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if your sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well, or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends, you won't have time to worry.
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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What is the difference between a hippie girl and a muslim girl?
The hippie girl gets stoned before have sex.
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
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