What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics? A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.