What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
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A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.
He has no recollection of how he got there.
While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it.
A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning. I'm afraid you have Avain flu, Ebola, and you're positive for HIV and hepatitis."
Stunned, the man asks "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?"
The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of only pizza."
The patient asks: "Will that really help me, doctor?"
"No", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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