Joke #2311

Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
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A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
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What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
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Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions. "Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher. "Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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