How does a blond spell farm?
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The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
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They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
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One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light."
The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
