What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
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A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his.
At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says:
There were 24 pigs gentlemen!
Twice as much than you!
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before.
"It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted.
Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag.
"Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter.
"All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"