Joke #2314

What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… "Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?" "She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"
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