What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
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What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.