Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
A: "Toes go in first."
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a cell phone.
She is all excited - she loves her phone.
He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.
"Hi Hon," he says.
"How do you like your new phone?"
She replies, "I just love it.
It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell.
There's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem.
The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?"
The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach.
The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach.
The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."