How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.
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Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
What do you call a smart blonde?
There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me.
First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her.
Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere?
Because they all painted themselves blond.
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
"Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.
"No, but it's okay, I got the license plate number!"
Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.”
The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.”
The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?