What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
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What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend.
Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad.
We must have come close to her cubs.
Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me.
One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took.
I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
The T. Rexes were all angry.
You know why?
Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands!
How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate?
That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct right there.