What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
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A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
Christy: I'd climb a tree.
Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree?
Christy: I will jump in the lake and swim.
Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you?
Christy: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion's?
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately.
If only men would listen...
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."