What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?
You can't f**k with either one.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
What kind of car does a rabbit drive?
A furrari.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.
She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.
She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"
"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.
The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
What is a buttress?
A female goat.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
